I love bookstores. Usually you think of them as being stuffy and library-like, staffed with spineless, stuffy librarians. But if you read between the lines, they are loaded with comedy.
Let’s start with this iced mocha thing from the café… it’s a joke in itself with all the uncrushed ice blocking my straw. Apparently, ordering it “Light” means they cut the fat, sugar, and electricity to the blender. But that’s ok — bookstores are usually located in the hot open sun where I may need to keep my drink cold for several hours.
Even the mere placement of books can inspire a giggle, such as with the Sex & Sexuality section conveniently located next to the Addictions & Recovery section. You’ll find these humorous pairings throughout the store: Games & Humor next to Relationships, True Crime next to Politics, Religion next to Alternative Lifestyle, etc. Such interesting pairings are not exclusive to the normal aisles, mind you. Even in the ad-hoc bargain section, some clever employee found it entertaining to stack Chronology of the Holocaust next to a biography on Himler. Yes, even the bland, innocent bookstores cannot escape dark, sick humor. Of course the best joke in there is that some author thought a biography on Himler would become a best seller.
Perhaps I should write my own book: Making Books and Bookstores Fun! Now that’s a novel idea.
Jeffrey Feil is a producer/screenwriter living in the Los Angeles area. A California native, Jeff spends his time relaxing by his backyard pool, writing captivating screenplays, frightening his neighbors, entertaining his three cats with pretend mice, and exploring the versatility of common household items. He also dabbles in photography, voice acting, and kitchen fire management. His charm and sarcastic sense of humor create an eclectic mix of intrigue and sophistication, which pour through his literary works like nacho cheese. He is the recipient of several top honors, including the prestigious Mrs. Schumacher 5th Grade Perfect Attendance award.